Delayed Reaction

If the phrase “you must be smarter than the object” is ever proven to show that material objects can truly be smarter than you–those darned extra large cup lids are going to rule the world. One second I can pop them on with no problemo, then there’s those other not-so-brilliant times when I nearly go through 3 or 4 lids because they keep bending and don’t get on the cup correctly. I know the people waiting outside the drive through window are looking at me like I’m an idiot. But they don’t have to worry, because I myself feel like an idiot at that point.

I also got a tip while serving food in drive through today. I’ve never heard of that happening before, but hey–I’m not complaining. I earned $2 and a free meal off the clock. Rock on.

And now I’m off to the dentist. Guess who’s driving to Sullivan. That’s right, me. Mwahahaha! Stay off the roads, children.